Henry’s teacup

Henry yanked the teacup out of the box and gazed at the enscription. A pain split through his head. The door exploded. The witch flew through the door frame on her broom! “Mikey Wasowsky, go to your room, now!” She yelled. “Ok, fine! I will go,” he grunted. “Though what will I do?” He asked. Read More

Shrek the rock thrower

Once upon a time, there was an ogre named Shrek Wasowsky. He lived in a mountain and he would throw rocks at everybody in the town at the bottom. One day, somebody came up to him with a cloak. He tried to throw a rockat him but he missed. Just when he was about to Read More

Dalgona of Boraxia

Deep in the forest of Boraxia, lived an elf named Dalgona. Dalgona loved gardening and building boats. The other elves thought gardening was boring and boat building was too hard so they never helped Dalgona. Dalgona felt lonely a lot. He wanted friends and help with his garden and boats. “Silly Billy, won’t cha help Read More

Warty and the mud

Warty was feeling sad. He wanted to play in the mud but the hogs were hogging it. And Warty didn’t want to get beat up by them, so he went to play in the boring old river. Maybe he’d be able to catch a fish? While he was pondering this question, a fish jumped out Read More

The crown of transportation

Once upon a time, there lived a magic frog who wore a crown of gold covered with rubies and diamonds. She lived in a swamp filled with otters who wanted to have her crown for themselves. It was believed that this crown had magical powers. Whoever wore it could say a magic word and go Read More

Oooya of the toys of ohm

“Owaaah” said the people. “Oh, I see a monster! Ooooooh, Eh!” The people said as they died from Monster encounter. “Oooooowa di di di ehhh” said Bleh bleh. He was the only survivor of the Monster encounter. His words, translated mean “like, die.” So, he was saying essentially, “bummer about my friends dying”. And it Read More

The book of minecart rides

Back in the day of minecarts, kids often got rides to school in minecarts. This wasn’t always convenient since it meant the schools needed to be in mines. So just some schools had kids who rode to school in minecarts. The other kids, had to walk. Which was hard to do for kids those days. Read More